The Internet is a highly subjective and toothy place, but I don't care. I'm going to go ahead and say it: This claymation video of The Orwells destroying "Late Night with David Letterman" is the best thing on the Web (that has been posted within the last few hours or so).

The detail in this video is incredible -- from the pained expression on Mario's face when he slumps in the hallowed guest chair to Paul Shaffer's unrestrained glee when he shouts, "One more time! One more time!"

All that's missing is Mario's borderline-obscene prone-on-the-floor hip thrusts. Maybe they ran out of clay.