Take note: When it comes to pizza, Ellen Degeneres does not play. Though Meryl Streep, Lupita Nyong'o, Julia Roberts and the rest of the actors in the front row of the Dolby Theatre probably thought that the 2014 Oscars host was kidding when she began taking orders, Ellen delivered (literally) with a stack of pies not long after.

Pizza: It's totally still having a moment.

So, what happens when one of our favorite funny ladies is tasked with feeding delicious slices of cheesy goodness to some of America's most beautiful people? Umm, it's basically like an episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" (R.I.P.)-meets-that iconic candy cane scene from "Mean Girls." Not sure what I mean? Here, let's break it down.

Chiweitel Ejiofor? You Get A Slice!

Jamie Foxx And Channing Tatum? Two For You.

jamie foxx's daughter eating ellen's pizza at the #oscars #winning pic.twitter.com/qJJVI9SG1C

— Rachel Samara (@RachelSamara) March 3, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence? You Get A Slice!

JENNIFER LAWRENCE EATING PIZZA AT THE OSCARS THIS IS ME pic.twitter.com/ZCt5VMgETY

— (@swearbystyles) March 3, 2014

And, Uh ... Mary Streep? Do We Have A Mary Streep Here?

It's Meryl.

Oh, Meryl! Here You Go, One For You.

The 2014 Oscars summed up in one photo: Brad Pitt offering Meryl Streep pizza on a plastic plate. #Oscars2014 pic.twitter.com/tiffSH4iwz

— Natalie Shoebridge (@nat_a_shoe) March 3, 2014

Jared Leto? You Get A slice!

Watch: Ellen DeGeneres passes out pizza at the #Oscars. http://t.co/ZBrazORDBN pic.twitter.com/Nshj4EmGal

— On Air/Ryan Seacrest (@OnAirWithRyan) March 3, 2014

Brad Pitt? One For You, Brad Pitt. You Go, Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt eating pizza BRAD PITT EATING PIZZA AT THE OSCARS! OMG! #EllenDeGeneres what will you do next? #Oscars2014 pic.twitter.com/aeDd2TPvOL

— EMa GleM (@EMaGleM) March 3, 2014

And, None For Liza Minnelli.

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