‘Walking Dead': 13 Burning Questions About ‘Still’

Daryl Dixon acts like a real snake jerky and Beth Greene burns the house down on an all-new 'Walking Dead.'

If “The Walking Dead” taught only one lesson in “Still,” it’s this: there ain’t no party like a Daryl Dixon party, because at a Daryl Dixon party, you blast The Mountain Goats, pound moonshine, play “I Never” with newbie drinkers and burn houses to the ground.

Also, the Daryl Dixon party has a boob bucket. Never forget.

Here are some of our burning questions about one of the most wonderfully weird “Walking Dead” episodes of all time.

1. When did “The Walking Dead” turn into “Survivor”? Hunting snakes for food, starting fires with magnifying glasses, living in absolute squalor … some problems with their social games aside, Daryl and Beth would make for a pretty solid Final Two alliance.

2. How long could you sit alone in a trunk with Daryl Dixon before jumping his bones? Five, ten minutes, at most?

3. Snake Jerky or Mud Snake? Which name do you like better? The first sounds more palatable, although the second could be a damn fine dessert, “dirt pudding” style. Whatever the case, add snake to the ever-growing list of “Walking Dead” food products .

4. Who comes up with the post-apocalyptic messaging? On “Still,” we saw the words “Welcome to the Dog Trot” scrawled on the wall, while a walker was labeled “rich bitch.” Who is going around dropping all of these slogans and labels all over the place? Did Banksy survive the plague and move to Georgia? Wait a minute…

5. …is Daryl Dixon Banksy? Nope.

6. How far would you go for a drink? I understand that life gets rough in the zombie apocalypse, but come on. Priorities, people. Beth really values finding booze over finding Maggie and the others? Seems a little weird to me, but okay. (For the record, Beth: I do think it’s stupid, it definitely is, and I don’t care.)

7. Is peach schnapps really that bad? Yeah, it’s kind of gross.

8. Is moonshine really that good? No, it’s not.

9. Is Daryl Dixon’s childhood home exactly as you’d expect it to be? Pretty much, although I don’t think anyone could have anticipated the boob bucket. That was a nice touch.

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