If you're anything like us, you don't even know how to react to news of, let alone the sights and sounds of, Beyoncé's new [article id="1719018"]surprise[/article]
 album. Fortunately, Demi Lovato's Twitter serves as a helpful five-step guide to the stages of acceptance.

Stage One: Death

Death is usually the last stage of anything, but Beyonce seems to have reversed time since Demi thinks she has already died. And who could blame her? We are experiencing real-life heaven for Beyoncé fans. Only one way to deal: put it on repeat and MASH KEYBOARD. HARD!

UM..... @BEYONCE JUST DROPPED A SURPRISE ALBUM?!!?! #DEAD #SOOOOGOOD #ONREPEAT JFKQJDLSJJFKSHKFKSJC

— demetria lovato (@ddlovato) December 13, 2013

Stage Two: Rebirth, More Dying, FUH-REAKING OUT

Thankfully Demi is still alive. Beyoncé's album is so good it brought her back to life. But its fierceness is too much for any person to handle (naturally).

I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING

— demetria lovato (@ddlovato) December 13, 2013

Stage Three: Obsession

Demi's total Stan-dom finally comes out. It took three tweets, but to be fair, she was dead or dying for two of them. And let's be real, who doesn't love and want to be the "sexiest woman on the planet?"

Sexiest woman ON THE PLANET... and WHO DIRECTED THESE VIDEOS?!!? #OBSESSED #BEYONCE #imightbeobsessedwithher #IWANTTOBEHER

— demetria lovato (@ddlovato) December 13, 2013

Stage Four: Questioning

Demi is unsure how every Twitter user on earth isn't losing their losing their sh-- too. And we can't say we blame her. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!

HOW IS ANYONE NOT TWEETING ABOUT #BEYONCE RIGHT NOW?!!?!?

— demetria lovato (@ddlovato) December 13, 2013

Stage Five: Acceptance

December 13th, 2013 will forever be known as Beyoncday!!

Happy Beyoncday

— demetria lovato (@ddlovato) December 13, 2013

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