Five Miley-Inspired Celebrity Self-Help Books We Hope Never Get Published

Everyone wants to give Miley advice -- MTV News concocts five tomes to help.

Miley Cyrus has had quite a year -- what with her wildly popular BANGERZ, those Terry Richardson snaps, her very own documentary and, of course, all that twerking. Given the intense attention focused on the young singer, it's only natural that everyone and their mother -- if their name is Frances Bean, that is -- is coming out to give the budding star advice.

Yup -- from Sinead O'Connor to Sufjan Stevens -- the music world is replete with words of wisdom for young Cyrus, and MTV News has gathered our five favorite tidbits below -- presented, naturally, in the guise of that most essential genre of bedside reading: self-help books (plus one grammar guide):