Delete Your Account

Delete Your Account: It’s All Over

In which Ira retires the column
04/07/2017

Delete Your Account: The Ballad Of Finn Jones

Plus: Deadmau5 and ... McDonald's
03/17/2017

Delete Your Account: Inglorious Rappers

Why Nicki Minaj is low-key winning her rap beef. Also: surprise, Mike Pence!
03/03/2017

Delete Your Account: The Only 'Vogue' We Recognize Is 'Teen Vogue'

Plus: Shaq is really out here
02/24/2017

Delete Your Account: Kellyanne, The Facts Slayer

Plus: Rob Lowe, Kristy Swanson, Sean Spicer, and Arnold too
02/03/2017

Delete Your Account: 2016’s Social Media Winners And Losers

We present you with the winners of the Petty Boop Award, the I Better Not See You Online In 2017 Award, and many, many more
12/30/2016

Delete Your Account: Bonfire Of The 'Vanity Fair'

Plus: 'Politico,' Keke Palmer, and John Legend
12/16/2016

Delete Your Account: Hey, It’s Me, Nikki Blonsky From 'Hairspray'

Kylie Jenner, Rihanna, and why Gayle should never do anything without Oprah’s consent
12/09/2016

Delete Your Account: Don't Make Casey Affleck's Shit About Nate Parker

Plus: Arianna Huffington is peddling a $100 bed ... for your ... iPhone
12/02/2016

Delete Your Account: I Miss The Old Kanye, The Not-Voting-For-Trump Kanye

This week, an old favorite returns. And the president-elect was pretty busy on social media, too.
11/18/2016

Delete Your Account: Election Edition

This week, the whole country needs to get deleted
11/11/2016