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Relive all of the EMA magic in all its Scottish glory.

The winners have been chosen, the pelvises have been thrust, and all of the performers have left the stage; it looks like the 2014 MTV EMA has officially come to a close. But thanks to The Internet™, we can relive that wonderful Scottish night forever and ever and ever and ever through the magic of GIFs.

Related: Here’s The Complete List Of 2014 MTV EMA Winners!

Nick Jonas' one-man wet T-shirt contest? Charli XCX's wanton rule-breaking? Ariana Grande's Glinda the Good Witch moment? Nicki Minaj's EVERYTHING? It's all here -- GO NUTS.

Nick Jonas opened the 2014 MTV EMA Miami kick-off with a "Jealous" performance -- rain be damned.

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He threw in a little knee-sliding for good measure.

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Fifth Harmony slayed...

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Jake Miller barely behaved...

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And kickoff co-host Nick Cannon displayed some of his abs.

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Hopping across the pond, the 2014 MTV EMA opened on the evening's host, Nicki Minaj, suspended in the air as pyrotechnics blazed around her.

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In a word, it was "yas."

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Ariana Grande performed "Problem" and "Break Free."

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And also floated through the SSE Hydro arena in a glass bubble because ¯\_ʕ◔ᴥ ◔ʔ_/¯.

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Kiesza gave us life with her "Hideaway" performance.

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So did Ed Sheeran with his set, obviously.

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And so did that guy who was inexplicably dressed up like a king hopping around behind Royal Blood.

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While performing "Boom Clap" and "Break The Rules," Charli XCX punched me in the face.

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It was awesome.

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U2 just hit me right in the feels bone with their performance.

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And then Nicki -- OH MY GOD, WATCH OUT FOR THAT T-REX.

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Not agaaaaaaaaaaaaain.

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Alicia Keys left me weeping in a corner with her beautiful vocals.

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Then, Enrique Iglesias pelvic-thrusted my brains out.

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And Nicki finished off whatever cells remained with her flawless, career-spanning medley.

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(╯°□°)╯

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Literally me the entire time.

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Pause for a quick selfie with the host, and 3, 2... BWARGH.

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That darn dinosaur.

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Oh! And One Direction totally won all the awards. Well, they won three at least, tying with 5 Seconds Of Summer for the most EMA wins of the night.

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And with that, the 2014 MTV EMA came to a close.

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"GOOD SHOW, EVERYONE," Global Icon winner Ozzy Osbourne clapped from afar.

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