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17 Weird ‘Star Wars’ Appliances You Can Actually Own

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"Star Wars" isn't just a series of movies, nor is it comics, TV shows, and books -- for some wonderful nerds, it's a way of life. Which explains why there are so many "Star Wars"-themed products you can own for literally any purpose.

Think we're kidding? Think again. If you can imagine it, somebody has slapped an R2-D2 casing over it and put it on the Internet to sell -- yes, even things like measuring cups, . And trust us, it's only gonna get more intense after "The Force Awakens" comes out. Just imagine: BB-8 pizza stones! Kylo Ren lightsaber spatulas! It'll all happen, mark my words. In the meantime, check out what's already on the market in the real world we actually live in.

Darth Vader Showerheads

Bed Bath and Beyond

darth vader showerhead

Anakin's much weepier ever since he started seeing his son more often. Fatherhood changes a dude, you know?

R2-D2 Measuring Cups

ThinkGeek

cup set

He's your only baking hope.

Stormtrooper Porch Light Covers

ThinkGeek

ilvl_sw_porch_light_stormtrooper

I didn't know covering your porch lights was a thing, but that's one way to do it, I guess?

X-Wing Kitchen Knife Set

ThinkGeek

x wing

If you buy this product, you are legally required to yell "Nice chop, kid, that was one in a million!" every time you slice vegetables.

Han Solo Fridge

ThinkGeek

1caf_han_solo_fridge

Carbonite DID freeze Han, so it'll probably keep your drinks nice and cool, right?

Lightsaber Popsicle Set

Think Geek

popsicle

If there's one thing children need to be taught, it's that putting giant burning lasers in your mouth is totally okay.

Milennium Falcon Serving Tray

ThinkGeek

imvp_sw_mill_falcon_serving_platter

She may not look like much, but she's... full of snacks.

Force Light Switch

RadDecals on Etsy

light switch

I don't know about you, but I turn evil every time I need a nap.

Death Star Chip and Dip

ThinkGeek

chip dip

Just be careful about Rebel scum trying to double dip that noise.

Lightsaber Barbecue Tongs

Amazon

barbecue

My dad treats barbecue like it's a Jedi religion, so this checks out.

R2-D2 USB Humidifier

For when your throat is dry, but you can't leave your computer.

Egg Shapers

Kotobukiya

egg-shapers

Ever made a hard boiled egg and thought, "Why isn't this shaped like C-3PO?" Here is the product for you!

"The Force Awakens" Sandwich Cutters

Kotobukiya

pouchsandwich

BB-8? More like BB-ate, am I right nerds?

R2-D2 Trashcan

ThinkGeek

trashcan

Go ahead, put garbage in him!

R2-D2 Soy Sauce Dispenser

ThinkGeek

soy sauce dispenser

For when you're making sushi out of Jar Jar Binks!

Darth Vader Lightsaber Pizza Cutter

Atomic Empire

pizza cutter

Show that pepperoni the power of the Force!

"Star Wars" Coffee Machines

Nestlé

Star-Wars-themed-Gold-Blend-coffee-maker

Only available in Japan, because of course it is.

Death Star Waffle Iron

What On Earth

VR8079_Main

Yes, we live in a world where officially licensed waffle irons are a thing.

Darth Vader Toaster

Bed Bath and Beyond

toaster

This really exists. It even burns "Star Wars" shapes into your bread. HOW.