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See Jenna Dewan-Tatum And Her Daughter Wearing Matching Mermaid Tails, Being The Cutest

Most perfect family.

Our campaign to be adopted by power parents Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum continues with this latest entry into the Tatum Home Is The Happiest Place On Hearth (Sorry, Disneyland) milieu.

Behold: Dewan and two-year-old daughter Everly donning matching fuchsia mermaid tails, chillin' on the floor of the family's living room.

Tatum captioned the photo, simply, "Happening." Because a majestic occurrence such as this is straight casual when you reside in the Happiest Place on Earth. Not pictured: the unicorn butler arriving with cocktails containing water from the Fountain of Youth, Everly's talking hedgehog sidekick, Jenna's singing bluebird beauty assistant and Channing's channel-surfing liger.