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24 Sophia Petrillo Slams You Can Still Use Today

This 'Golden Girl' knew how to make her dishes BURN.

It's been 30 years since "The Golden Girls" came along and gave everyone legit goals for how to grow a little long-ish in the tooth and still be awesome AF. And though the four ladies each had her own fantastic quirks, none spoke straight from the meanest mindspace more freely than the Shady Pines-resistant Sophia Petrillo.

The tiny Sicilian native had plenty of "picture it, it's [insert year here]" stories from the old country to shell during her time kicking up heels as part of Miami's finest foursome, but she was really at her best when taking digs on whoever was around for the ribbing (usually Rose).

So, to thank her for being a friend, we gathered up two dozen of her best jabs that are still sharp and useful to this day. Enjoy this Sophia-centric smackdown, but be sure to take notes.

When you can't seem to get through to that one friend.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - I think there'

"I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste."

When you've checked out from the word 'go' and no one bothered to notice.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - Have I given you any indicaion that I care

"Have I given you any indication that I care?"

When you want to expose the little green monster and make it sting.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo -- Jealousy is a very ugly thing and so are you in anything backless

"Jealousy is a very ugly thing and ... so are you in anything backless."

When that one person who means well, bless them, BUT [insert horrible, terrible decision of choice here].

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - YOur heart'

"Your heart's in the right place, but I don't know where the hell your brain is."

When that frenemy gets all uppity about her great new apartment.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - Think about you live alone, no one likes you.

"Think about it. You live alone. No one likes you."

When you suspect an ulterior motive to all that parental wisdom.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - She lied to you so you'

"She lied to you so you'd finish high school."

When the one who has no chill without carbs is counting calories again.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - The last time you went on a diet you turned into that guy from Silence of the Lambs

"The last time you went on a diet, you turned into that guy from 'Silence of the Lambs.'"

When someone gets you mixed up with your biggest foe.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - No and if I start acting like her pull the plug

"If I start acting like her, pull the plug."

When somebody you know needs to get with the program already.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil

"Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil."

When your mom can't find her photo album from your awkward phase to show the BF.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - And the world heaves a collective sigh of relief

"And the world heaves a collective sigh of relief."

When your friend's "cool" mom tries to give you and your friends "the talk."

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - Thank you you bed hopping rliec

"Thank you, you bed-hopping relic."

When he's laying it on way too thick on the first date.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - You need boots to listen to this guy

"You need boots to listen to this guy."

When the boyf and his pals roll into ladies' night "by accident."

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - Coincidence my eye

"Coincidence my eye."

When you need a clever way to say good-bye to that suite mate who wrecked everything.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - You'

"You're moving. Too bad. This would be touching if I liked you more."

When ... just f--k it.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - Who Cares

"Who cares."

When the lights are on, but nobody's home.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - Go ahead stand up and say it my name is rose an I am an idiot

"Go ahead. Stand up and say it. My name is Rose, and I am an idiot."

When your BFF's binged one too many shows in a row on Netflix and is starting to get a little loopy.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - Exactly how close to the television are you sitting when you'

"Exactly how close to the television are you sitting when you're watching 'L.A. Law.'"

When you need a creative alternative for your four-letter word collection.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - Why don'

"Why don't you just blow it out your ditty bag."

When your talker friend needs to get to the point already.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - Get to the part where they steal the brain our of the dead body and sew it into your head

"Get to the part where they steal the brain out of the dead body and sew it into your head."

When you need to take it all the way back to the exact moment of (mis)conception.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - Rose you'

"You're here because the rhythm method was very popular in the [insert decade of birth]."

When your BF/GF decides to take up a new hobby and tells you allll about it.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - Boom you'

"Boom! You've got a social life."

When you need your BFF to put away the rose-colored glasses already.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo - The man is a scuzzball

"The man is a scuzzball."

When you're looking for a classic zing.

The Golden Girls Sophia Petrillo- I hate You

"I hate you."

When you just don't have a mic to drop.

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