See Where Harry Styles Ranks Against 17 Other Man Buns
As you're probably well aware, Harry Styles has been letting his locks grow long and free for a while. Finally, he has reached peak man-bun length. Man buns have been springing up on the heads of men over the past year and now Harry is a member of the club.
See? Here it is from the side. So curly, so full.
From the back you can really appreciate his skill–level. TBH, I'd put it on par with mine. So, Harry, if you ever wanna hang out and just, like—IDK—practice buns on one another, I'd be down. My schedule is pretty open.
In general, growing your hair long enough to put in a bun takes work, but the following men have grown their hair, pulled it up, and let it do its bun ~thang~. While taking a closer look at their beautiful hair (and faces, I guess), we decided to rate their buns compared to their newest brethren.
We rated the following 17 buns on comparative messiness, fullness, and height on a a scale of 1 Harry (less) to 5 Harrys (more). Imagine a world with five Harrys? I digress.
Gavin Rossdale
MESSINESS: 1 Harry
FULLNESS: 1 Harry
HEIGHT: 2.5 Harrys
TOTAL: 4.5 Harrys
David Beckham
MESSINESS: 1 Harry
FULLNESS: 2.5 Harrys
Height: 1.5 Harrys
TOTAL: 5 Harrys
Jake Gyllenhaal
MESSINESS: 2 Harrys
FULLNESS: 2 Harrys
HEIGHT: 2 Harrys
TOTAL: 6 Harrys
Chris Hemsworth
MESSINESS: 1.5 Harry
FULLNESS: 2 Harrys
HEIGHT: 2.5 Harrys
TOTAL: 6 Harrys
Orlando Bloom
MESSINESS: 4 Harrys
FULLNESS: 2 Harrys
HEIGHT: 1 Harry
TOTAL: 7 Harrys
Leonardo DiCaprio
MESSINESS: 3 Harrys
FULLNESS: 1 Harry
HEIGHT: 3.5 Harrys
TOTAL: 7.5 Harrys
Max on 'Finding Carter'
MESSINESS: 2.5 Harrys
FULLNESS: 4 Harrys
HEIGHT: 2.5 Harrys
TOTAL: 9 Harrys
Bradley Cooper
MESSINESS: 5 Harrys
FULLNESS: 1.5 Harrys + 1.5 Harrys = 1.5 Harry Average
HEIGHT: 2.5 Harrys + 4.5 Harrys = 3.5 Harry Average
TOTAL: 10 Harrys
Ezra Miller
MESSINESS: 5 Harrys
FULLNESS: 4.5 Harrys
Height: 1 Harrys
TOTAL: 10.5 Harrys
Joaquin Phoenix
MESSINESS: 5 Harrys
FULLNESS: 4 Harrys
HEIGHT: 1 Harry
TOTAL: 10 Harrys
Avan Jogia
MESSINESS: 2 Harrys
FULLNESS: 5 Harrys
HEIGHT: 4 Harrys
TOTAL: 11 Harrys
Russell Brand
MESSINESS: 4 Harrys
FULLNESS: 2 Harrys
HEIGHT: 5 Harrys
TOTAL: 11 Harrys
Kit Harrington
MESSINESS: 4 Harrys
Fullness: 3 Harrys
HEIGHT: 4 Harrys
TOTAL: 11 Harrys
Colin Farrell
MESSINESS: 4.5 Harrys
FULLNESS: 2 Harrys
HEIGHT: 5 Harrys
TOTAL: 11.5 Harrys
Brad Pitt
MESSINESS: 4 Harrys
FULLNESS: 5 Harrys
HEIGHT: 2.5 Harrys
TOTAL: 11.5 Harrys
Jared Leto
MESSINESS: 3.5 Harrys
FULLNESS: 5 Harrys
HEIGHT: 3.5 Harrys
TOTAL: 12 Harrys
Joakim Noah
MESSINESS: 3 Harrys
FULLNESS: 5 Harrys
HEIGHT: 4.5 Harrys
TOTAL: 12.5 Harrys
Harry, with 15 total Harrys, wins. Harry has the best man bun of all time, thank you. Bye.