In season five of "The Walking Dead," we had Tyreese's cool hat, Rick's beard, and Abraham's handlebar mustache. Now we have no cool hat, no grizzly beard, and no handlebar mustache.

Just kidding, we still have Abraham's handlebar mustache. In fact, everyone has Abraham's handlebar mustache now.

Because remember that time MTV's Kat Rosenfield put Rick's beard on every single one of your favorite "Walking Dead" characters? Yeah, well, she did that again, except with with Sergeant Ford's ferocious furry upper lip. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Abraham wore Rick's beard…

…so turnabout is fair play.

This is what a Daryl looks like with an Abraham on his face.

Is it time to riot yet?

Remember that time Abraham punched Eugene in the mouth?

In an alternate universe, a handlebar mustache grew immediately upon impact.

Wow, Carl! You grew up fast!

Suddenly, the hat looks okay.

How can Sasha possibly be so angry…

…when she has the greatest mustache on "Walking Dead" on her side?

Father Gabriel is actually kind of badass with Abraham's mustache!

Just kidding, he's still the worst.

Good news, everyone! Glenn's alive!

And he's much more of a man now, thanks to some facial hair tips from Honest Abe.

The Governor's NOT alive, buuut…

…if he was, and he looked like this? We would give him a big smooch right on his Abrastache.

Jessie has a 'stache…

…yeah, it used to be a 'stache worn by Abe.

Prepare for another Morgan-centric episode…

…in which he peacefully negotiates the surrender of Abraham's mustache.

Deanna can't get her late son and husband off her mind these days.

She can't get Abraham's mustache off her face, either.

Do you know the only way Abraham + Rosita could get even hotter?

Yeah. Yeah, you know.

Walker: Texas Mustache

Nothing further, your honor.

Now everyone go thank Kat for all the nightmare fuel.