Like horndog lambs to the slaughter, a group of college kids get more than they bargained for when they travel to a remote "Cabin in the Woods" and encounter some things that mosquito repellent can't save them from.
This genre-bending experiment in fear is brought to you with tongue firmly in cheek by cowriter and director Drew Goddard ("Cloverfield") and "Avengers" helmer/geek deity Joss Whedon.
2. Chris Hemsworth gets infected with "stupid plot convenience" gas.
3. There could only be one thing down that creepy cellar door: raspberry preserves.