Alright, ladies: you've now officially had three days to soak in all of the blood and mayhem you saw in the "Scream Queens" premiere. So now it's time to find out once and for all which Chanel you truly are -- are you the ultimate mean girl, like Chanel Oberlin (Emma Roberts)? Are you a hottie who just wants to have a good time, like Chanel #2 (Ariana Grande)? Or are you just straight up chilling in the background like #3 (Billie Lourd), or even worse, plotting everyone's destruction like the devious #5 (Abigail Breslin)?

MTV News has come up with a foolproof scientific formula to determine this, so you're in luck. Choose wisely, bitches!