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This Little Girl Literally CANNOT Handle The Fact That Adam Levine Is Married

Stay strong, Mila.

July 19, 2014 was the day singer and professional hot person Adam Levine married his longtime love, model Behati Prinsloo. It was also the day a toddler named Mila's life was unknowingly ruined forever.

In a clip uploaded by YouTube user Veronica 234, a toddler named Mila hears *shocking* news that the Maroon 5 frontman and "The Voice" judge had given his heart to another. The cute little one takes the news like we all (presumably) did a year ago: with shock, disbelief and heart-wringing that the "Sugar" singer did not choose any of us for his happily ever after.

The little girl had just professed her wish to wed Levine yesterday via the same YouTube channel, not knowing he had already been married more than a year to that dream-ruiner Behati. So tragic. ? ? ?

Watch the full video below.