Earl Sweatshirt And Mike Tyson Interviewed Each Other And It Was Both Strange And Magical

They talk about 'The Notebook,' friendship, ego and more.

Did you look at the pictures from Taylor Swifts's recent celeb-filled birthday party and think: What do all these famous people talk about with each other?

While we may never know exactly what conversations between Jay Z and Sam Smith sound like, we did get a taste of a chat between a seemingly incompatible pair of celebs, when Earl Sweatshirt interviewed Mike Tyson for Citizens of Humanity magazine.

Truthfully, though, it was more like they were interviewing each other -- both asking questions trying to get to know their counterpart. They're separated by 28 years and plenty of life experience, but they also found some shared ground.

The results were at once fascinating and fun; odd and awesome.

On friendship:

Mike: Listen, you know sometimes that’s a really an intense word, “friend.” You know sometimes during a relationship, a friendship, a friend’s gonna have to prove their [sic] your friend, and you’re gonna have to prove you’re their friend. You know, sometimes, the people we invest the most time in disappoint us the most.

Earl: Absolutely. This is the best way to summarize the situation.

Mike: In order to really be a friend to anybody, this is what I’ve learned in life and my experience only, not because I’m a genius, but that I’m saying some slick sh--. I endured a lot of pain from this. In order to be a friend to anybody, you have to be a friend to yourself. If you’re not a friend to yourself, there’s no way you’re gonna have any friends.

On ego:

Earl: Dude, ego is my career. Rap music is all ego.

Mike: How you let it go, you know? It has to be crushed, but it gives you everything you want, but it takes back so much more in return.

Earl: I feel like -- I was lucky enough to get my ego crushed, when I was, like, 16. When I got sent away.

Mike: You know, you’re only 20; you’re not crushed yet.

Earl: True --

Mike: It’ll be in hibernation for a while, but it comes back, that’s just how it is -- it comes back to help you, it gives you confidence. Gives you a full sense of courage. It just does all that stuff. But it goes too far sometimes. You know, you can’t control it. It’s all about being in control. Like, your mind -- if you did everything your mind told you to do, you do some really strange stuff. You’ll probably be in jail, you’ll be in trouble. But you know, it’s all about control. We all have to control our feelings. That’s the thing that separates us from animals.

On "The Notebook":

Mike: There’s nothing to fear but fear itself. It’s an illusion of fear. Fear is an illusion. If you gonna die, you gonna die anyway; it’s not something to fear, fear is not gonna help.

It’s going to be over soon. Somebody’s going to die, or somebody’s going to get sick, someone might leave. It’s not going to last forever. You know, it’s going to be over soon. You know, the thought of that never enters my mind. This is the reality of life. I watched that movie "The Notebook." You ever watched that?

Earl: I haven’t watched it.

Mike: Ah, young man, I don’t even know if you understand that stage of life yet. Very interesting thing about that movie, very interesting, it’s one of the movies that makes me really vulnerable. It makes me very vulnerable, because you work so hard for something and you don’t want to let it go.

Check out the whole thing at Citizens of Humanity.