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Here’s Where Each ‘Game Of Thrones’ Character Would Work In The Westeros Mall

Summer is coming ... summer jobs, too.

With season 5 of "Game of Thrones" about to begin, we've been making the most of our parents' HBO Go login by re-watching the first four seasons as many times as it takes to remember the massive web of characters and storylines.

Somewhere around re-watch number seven, our medieval fantasy-fried brains realized all those distinctive characters make "Game of Thrones" the mall of American television. Hear us out. First of all, they're both massive, self-contained worlds with something for everyone.

And you know those people who work at a mall store just for the 20% discount? The ones you see and think, "Wow, that person is SO Hot Topic!" Pretty much every character on the show has a mall store they'd totally work at for the discount swag.

Here are the retailers where we envision our favorite "GoT" characters spending their 9 to 5:

Jon Snow - The North Face

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Jon Snow North Face Update

Sansa Stark - American Apparel

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Sansa American Apparel

Varys - The Apple Store

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Varys - Apple Store

Catelyn Stark - Ann Taylor

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Ann Taylor opens a new concept store

"Khaleesi" Daenerys Targaryen - Hot Topic

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Daenerys Redo

Prince Joffrey - Abercrombie & Fitch

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Joffrey

Tommen Baratheon - American Eagle

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Tommen Baratheon American Eagle

Khal Drogo - PacSun

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Drogo Fix

Robb Stark - Hollister

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Lucy Hale Launches Her Collection At Hollister

Hodor - Build-A-Bear

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Hodor Build A Bear Final

Cersei Lannister - Victoria's Secret

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Victoria Secret Angel Photocall

Jamie "Kingslayer" Lannister - Guitar Center

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Jamie Master Redo

Peter "Littlefinger" Baelish - Armani Exchange

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Brienne of Tarth - Lululemon

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Brienne Lululemon Color Corrected

Margaery Tyrell - Forever 21

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Samwell Tarly - Barnes & Noble

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Barnes and Noble

Tyrion Lannister - Spencer's Gifts

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Spencer'

Arya Stark - Goodwill

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Arya Goodwill

Tywin Lannister - Ralph Lauren

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Tywin Ralph Lauren

The Mountain - GNC

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The Mountain

Ramsay Bolton - The Art Of Shaving

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Ramsay Art of Shaving

Shae - Food Court Free Samples

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Shae Food Court

Ned Stark - L.L. Bean

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Ned Stark LL Bean

Stannis Baratheon - Banana Republic

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Banana Republic Celebrates Soho Flagship Store & Launch of ONE+ALL-Inside

Melisandre - Teavana

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Melisandre Teavana RESIZE

Bronn the Sellsword - Under Armour

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Bronn Under Armour

Aemon Targaryen - Yankee Candle

HBO/Luigi Novi

Yankee Candle

The Hound - Mall Security

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The Hound

Robert Baratheon - Applebee's

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Robert Baratheon