Watch Sam Rockwell Sell His Soul To Either Justin Long Or The Devil, We're Not Sure

Speaking of which, I LOVED Satan in "He's Just Not That Into You."

With reporting by Josh Horowitz.

Things are going great for actor Sam Rockwell lately -- he's starring in the hair-raising remake of "Poltergeist," which hits theaters today (May 22). He also survived a terrifying brush with certain death, as he tells MTV's own Josh Horowitz. Plus, he just got one of those Apple Watches everyone's clamoring over.

Oh, and he's recently made a new friend, Lou (who's definitely not Justin Long wearing devil horns, no sir) who dresses all in red and is really, really interested in knowing what Josh is doing with his soul these days. Like, maybe too interested?

But hey, at least there are some unusual perks to casting your immortal being into eternal perdition, as the trio explores in this latest "After Hours" episode. Just think of all the time you'd save if you never had to use the bathroom ever again!

"Poltergeist" is in theaters today.