If you'd been waiting with bated breath to hear about Ashlee Simpson's disastrous London stage debut in Chicago, prepare to be as depressed as Miss Cleo at a Chippendale's. Sadly, Ashlee's band played the right song every time, and at no point was she forced to turn a minor glitch into a national embarrassment by doing a jig. Britain's Hello magazine says the younger Simpson "raised the roof" with a "flawless" performance as Roxie Hart.
This is a crushing blow, I know. We were all so ready for another round of Ashlee-Simpson-live-performance hilarity. Luckily, at least one Simpson sister looked ridiculous last night. Let these pics of a goth-style Jessica Simpson do for your blue balls what she did for Bam Margera's.
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