Is It Possible The Illuminati Was Involved In Fergie's 2014 AMA Performance?

How else can you explain the fact that Fergie looks like she hasn't aged a day since Wild Orchid?

We honestly believe that the Illuminati had a hand in Fergie's "L.A.LOVE (la la)" performance at the 2014 American Music Awards Sunday, Nov. 23, and no, you haven't accidentally stumbled into the weirder corners of YouTube -- you're still on MTV. Let's look at the evidence.

First of all, do you see those laser pyramids emanating all around Fergie? Clearly the work of the Illuminati.

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How about all those eyeballs, hmmmmm? What could they possibly signify? Ummm, let's just say it rhymes with "Shmuh-luminati."

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And if all that doesn't convince you, can we talk about how amazing the Dutchess looked on stage?

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She seriously hasn't aged since, like, her Wild Orchid days -- maybe even her "Kids Incorporated" days.

Did Fergie make some kind of age-defying, Benjamin Button-style deal with the secret society hell-bent on world domination? Probably not... Unless that's what they want us to think.

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