7 Times The Rock Stared Logic In The Face And Beat The Crap Out Of It

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? Because if you don't, he'll kick your ass.

Forget the Ghostbusters! When s--t goes down in your neighborhood, you better call The Rock. Why? Because that man has gone head to head with some of the deadliest things on Earth and has lived to tell the tale.

Disastrous earthquakes? NBD. Oversized fire ants? No prob. The Rock has seen it all, and his latest film might be his most ambitious fight yet. In "San Andreas," Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson fights his nemesis Mother Earth, and it looks awesome. Of course, this wouldn't be the first time The Rock defied all logic with his chiseled physique and pec pop of love. Here are seven times The Rock fought logic and kicked its ass.

The Rock vs. Oversized fire ants

Even being buried six feet in the ground didn't stop The Rock from taking on thousands of deadly fire ants in "The Scorpion King." This scene proved once and for all that The Rock's greatest weapon is, in fact, his chiseled chin. Who needs a sword when you have a face like that?

The Rock vs. Vin Diesel

Remember when The Rock threw Vin Diesel through a sheet of glass in "Fast Five?" Yeah, it happened -- and it was effing fantastic.

The Rock vs. Bad guy

Pro tip: if you ever get interrogated by The Rock, make sure you wear full-body padding because he will pick you up (with one arm!) and throw you into a wall. "Fast & Furious 6" was epic for many reasons but mostly for this scene.

The Rock vs. The Lion

You should watch "Hercules" solely for all of the historical, mythical and supernatural creatures... that The Rock slays with his bare hands.

The Rock vs. The Inmates

"Pain & Gain" was not a great movie, but that's okay. Because at least we got to see The Rock kick Kurt Angle's ass with a free weight.

The Rock vs. Jason Statham vs. The Glass

"Furious 7" hasn't come out yet, but that hasn't stopped us from anticipating every single glorious moment of the film, including the sure-to-epic fight sequence between The Rock and Jason Statham. TBH, Statham -- AKA The Stathe -- is no easy foe. When it comes to hand-to-hand combat, Statham is agile AF. Of course, The Rock does have a few (read: 50) pounds of muscle on him, so we're not entirely sure how this will shake out. But we can all agree the real loser here is the glass table The Rock throws Statham through in this crazy-awesome "Furious 7" clip.

The Rock vs. Earthquake

LOL. As if Mother Nature could actually defeat The Rock. Bye, Felicia.