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Amy Schumer's Birthday Cake Is Actual Perfection

A most excellent vintage, indeed.

Amy Schumer's got jokes. This we know. But what we didn't realize until just now is that her friends have a funny bone to pick as well. (And now we know where she gets her inspiration.)

Schumer -- yes she of 2015 MTV Movie Awards host, Kimye prankster, potential Bachelorette, feminist icon and overall righteously hilarious lady/dream BFF acclaim -- celebrated her 34th birthday on June 1st.

As a rib-jabby version of the Happy Birthday song -- because this is Amy Schumer we're talking about -- her girlfriends went in on an amazing cake that highlighted Amy's long-lasting love affair with all-things-fermented.

Thanks to Caroline and my girls from home for my birthday cake. Friends for 20 years. #stillgotit pic.twitter.com/LIG7oyEY2j

— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) June 14, 2015

That is truly one epic confectionery creation, and Amy's glazed, slightly inebriated expression in the photo could not be a more ideal pairing with the wine theme. Definitely still got it.

Cheers, Amy.