Here's Miley Cyrus Riding an Inflatable Penis On Stage Because Of Course
Miley Cyrus rode a giant inflatable penis on stage in London on Friday. Because of course she did. She also simulated fellatio on that inflati-dick, because of course she did. And in further unsurprising Miley Cyrus news, she also said a bunch of stuff about sex and roofies and sexuality whilst atop the puffed-up member because — you guessed it! — of course she did. She's just Miley bein' Miley, y'all. And a Miley do what a Miley wants to do.
While performing onstage at Heaven nightclub in London for her friend Cheyne Thomas' birthday, the singer/actress/tongue enthusiast worked the crowd out for several songs and even gave us a bit of insight into the mind of Miley Cyrus. "Everyone's a little bit gay. Some of us just a little bit more than others." She also insinuated that if your intended partner doesn't want to get down — gay or otherwise — to "sprinkle something in their drink. That's what I always do" which is, unsurprisingly, 100% what you should most definitely not do because it is super-duper illegal and dangerous and not at all cool because roofies are fun for approximately no one.
But Miley makes her own rules. Clearly.
Intrepid concertgoer Thomas Welch managed to document Miley's moves, in case you wanted to see her inflatable penis get the shaft:
It's just another day in Mileyville.