17 Times Daria Just Got You
Has anyone ever possessed a wit as acidic as that of Daria Morgendorffer, the cartoon girl so awesome she got her own self-titled MTV show? We'll just answer the for you real quick, no need to think about it: nah.
In case you're grasping for a way to eloquently -- and wittily -- describe your world, both interior and exterior, we suggest taking a page from Daria's book. Here are 17 Daria-isms to get you through your day to day life.
When you're talking to the dopes.
When that guy on the street tells you to smile.
When you're making your weekend plans.
When you're trying to explain your religious beliefs.
When you're explaining your very full social calendar.
When you need to get deep.
When you're in a #nonewfriends mode.
When you're just telling it like it is.
When you're in the mood for a little bit of science.
When you share your secret for success.
When you're making small talk.
When you're being realistic.
When relating to your peers.
When you're feeling festive.
When you're reframing the narrative.
When you're looking on the bright side.
When you're just. You know.