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17 Times Daria Just Got You

It's a sick, sad world.

Has anyone ever possessed a wit as acidic as that of Daria Morgendorffer, the cartoon girl so awesome she got her own self-titled MTV show? We'll just answer the for you real quick, no need to think about it: nah.

In case you're grasping for a way to eloquently -- and wittily -- describe your world, both interior and exterior, we suggest taking a page from Daria's book. Here are 17 Daria-isms to get you through your day to day life.

When you're talking to the dopes.

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When that guy on the street tells you to smile.

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When you're making your weekend plans.

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When you're trying to explain your religious beliefs.

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When you're explaining your very full social calendar.

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When you need to get deep.

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When you're in a #nonewfriends mode.

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When you're just telling it like it is.

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When you're in the mood for a little bit of science.

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When you share your secret for success.

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When you're making small talk.

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When you're being realistic.

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When relating to your peers.

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When you're feeling festive.

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When you're reframing the narrative.

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When you're looking on the bright side.

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When you're just. You know.

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