Your fave celeb squads have a new member: Average Rob, who goes by @averagerobs on Instagram. He's been spotted with everyone from Beyoncé to Taylor Swift to Kimye. (He prefers to be friends with everyone, rather than picking sides when ~drama~ unfolds.)

Rob is so sly, the paparazzi never manage to catch him in pics, which is probably why you've never heard of him until now. But fear not! He's been documenting his 100 percent real, not at all fake adventures on social media. Behold:

Feelin' themselves

Watch your step

Selfie-ing with the pros

Getting wet with JLaw...

...and Biebs...

...and Taylor's squad!

Dining and dashing

Marking his territory

Saving RiRi's life...

...but letting Jack drown

Catching a ride

Getting up close and personal

And finally, breaking up Tayvin

It wasn't Tom, you guys. It was Average Rob all along!