She knows the menus at Juice Generation, Blueprint Cleanse, and Pressed Juicery by heart. She knows the color of her aura what "programming your crystals" means. She always rubs her kale, and her Twitter bio may or may not read "Susan Miller is bae." She's a juice witch. And if that sounds like someone you know and need a present for this holiday season, you're in the right place.

"Juice Witch" (much like "Power Basic") is a phrase we made up. And while there may be a bit of perceived overlap, the Juice Witch is not a Health Goth. Instead of grayscale Sporty Spice, the Juice Witch is more akin to a 21st century Stevie Nicks whose Google Chrome homepage is definitely ismercuryinretrograde.com. Here are 29 gift ideas for her.

Healing Stone Set ($10)

Ethereal Duster ($130)

Felt Hat ($225)

Juice Sampler ($30-50)

Dreamcatcher ($18)

Ouija Clutch ($80)

Septum Ring ($28)

Astrology Book ($20)

Fortune Teacup Candle ($24)

Moon Phase Plate ($28)

Tarot Cards ($40)

Melting Pentagram Shirt ($105)

Strappy Bra ($88)

Mini Dress ($112)

Trippy Pillow ($49)

Canvas Print ($39)

Amethyst Candle Holder ($50)

Crystal Snow Globe ($58)

Selenite Sticks ($28)

Yoga Mat ($78)

Yoga Socks ($16)

Cosmic Stick ($68)

Palo Santo Sticks ($24)

Sun Sticks ($28)

Smudge Sticks ($28)

Tapestry ($49)

Cape ($1579)

Maxi Skirt ($98)

Kale Sweatshirt ($64)