Even Draco Malfoy Thinks Your Crush On Him Is Weird And Wrong

Stop trying to make 'Mrs. Draco Malfoy' happen. IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

Gurl, even Draco Malfoy thinks you can do better than Draco Malfoy.

Ever since the "Harry Potter" series introduced us to the ice-blond bad boy from Slytherin House -- you know, the one with the ultra pure blood and the sexy Dark Mark tattoo -- there's always been a certain subset of ladies who think Malfoy is totally swoon-worthy.

But after a fan tweeted Tom Felton a pic of a "Draco Malfoy is my boyfriend" tee, Felton sent back a reply that should stop Dracoholics everywhere dead in their tracks.

"Ron however?"


This tweet is so amazing that it has to be taken in individual sections:

1) The part where Felton politely suggests that Draco would be an absolutely crap boyfriend.

2) The part where Draco Malfoy is winging ladies for Ron Weasley.

3) The part where he publicly apologizes to J.K. Rowling for having made her villain so incredibly crush-on-able.

Not that this is going to stop committed Draco lovers from feeling their feels, but honestly, y'all. Even if you can get over the whole "Death Eater" thing, do you really want Voldy's sloppy seconds?


Meanwhile, J.K. Rowling has her own feelings about who's responsible for all this Draco love.

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