Miley Cyrus and Nicole"Pocket Rocket" Polizzi

By Jess Keefe

Man, Snooki's really taking that whole "Dancing with the Stars" "pocket rocket" thing to heart. In a new YouTube video, the hot mama gets in the holiday spirit by telling her fans what she'd like to put under tongue-wagging twerk queen Miley Cyrus' Christmas tree, and it ain't your grandma's typical stocking stuffer. (If it is, you should probably have a chat with her.)

"I would get [Miley Cyrus] a lot of Christmas presents that involve vibrators and some sex toys and...really hot stripper outfits," Snooks says in the clip. Awww, she’s like a sexy guidette Christmas elf!

Nicole says the controversial star is simply fabulous for giving any and all haters a big F-U for letting her rubber, flesh-colored freak flag fly, and wants to encourage her wild side with the kind of stuff you'd find in any run-of-the-mill sex dungeon. How festive! "[Miley] could maybe sit on Santa’s lap, give Santa a boner...she could twerk on Santa,” she says, rattling off a few holly jolly ideas for her hypothetical gifts to the singer. Maybe it would inspire the Miley Cyrus Christmas album we all so richly deserve, starting with a “Santa Baby/We Can’t Stop” mashup...not that we've thought about it, or anything.

Check out all of Snooki’s gift ideas and general life wisdom:

Photos: Getty Images and Ian Spanier