Naked Teen Allegedly Burns Down Parents' House During A Bath Salts Rampage

Cops found him shivering in a neighbor's basement with no memory of the evening's events.

Seems like it's been a minute since we've read an insane bath salts story, but here's one just in time for the holidays.

A Maine teenager, who was apparently high on bath salts, is suspected of burning his parents' house down. He didn't stop there, though. He then broke into two other homes while naked, before cops found him shivering in the basement of the second house — at which point he refused to tell officers his name and was unable to recall any of the night's events.

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Police believe 18-year-old Logan Valle also tried to set his own car on fire and steal another car (seems inefficient) during the course of the night. Thankfully, no injuries were reported from this rampage worthy of a modern-day werewolf. Well, there was one, and it's probably the main piece of evidence suggesting bath salts: Valle allegedly spent so much time stalking nude around Maine on that frigid November night that he suffered frostbite on his feet.

Valle is reportedly a former honor student, so just let this be one of those occasional reminders that bath salts will straight-up ruin you.