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Kim Kardashian Is Naked And Draped In A Pearl Necklace: See The 'Paper' Covers

Bye to your Twitter feed tonight.

Shut up, Internet. There are some major Kim Kardashian happenings afoot.

The reality TV star-turned-mobile gaming empress has landed not one, but two covers for Paper magazine's Winter 2014 issue. And in case your exploding social-media feeds haven't already informed you, she is very nearly naked, popping bottles and draped in a pearl necklace.

And no, that was not a double entendre.

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The Paper staff members explain their motivations on the site: "We tapped legendary French photographer Jean-Paul Goude to recreate his iconic 'Champagne Incident' shot and all we can say about the images inside, which we'll be releasing on Thursday, is...holy f--king sh-t."

Accurate assessment, Paper team. A "holy f--king sh-t" to all, and to all a good night.

Check out the NSFW cover in full on Paper's site.

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