47 Things I Learned From Miley Cyrus' 'Dirty Hippie' Art

Her NYFW collection contains multitudes.

Those sculptures that Miley Cyrus exhibited during New York Fashion Week -- what do they mean? I dove headfirst into her self-proclaimed "Dirty Hippie" art to find the answers.

1.) This is a statement on fast food.

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2.) This is a statement on medical marijuana.

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3.) This is a statement on capitalism.

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4.) This is a statement on time itself.

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5.) This.

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6.) This is a young woman's face.

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7.) So is this.

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8.) She's terrified, but of what?

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9.) The die spell "D Y A R O Y N U," which might be an anagram for "Y YR DAN U R," or "Why, you're Dan, you are." Probably not.

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10.) Miley literally ate half a pound of Sugar Daddies for art.

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11.) Life was hard before remotes.

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12.) No one's ever gonna eat that candy.

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13.) Or this gummy Krabby Patty. Also, gummy Krabby Patties exist.

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14.) Miley swipes those 3D glasses from the theaters, too.

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15.) Bears love bow ties.

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16.) Except for this one.

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17.) Miley still can't be tamed.

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18.) Her anaconda anahconda don't want none...

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19.) ...Unless you got buns, hon.

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20.) Porn rox.

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21.) This is sweet.

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22.) This is hip.

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23.) This is yuck.

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24.) I don't trust him.

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25.) Or him.

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26.) No thank you.

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27.) 'Kay.

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28.) Gotcha.

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29.) This spells "ASS PLUG" frontwards and backwards. Wait, no -- just frontwards.

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30.) Don't threaten her with a good time.

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31.) Or him.

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32.) This glitter queen is a mess, and I love him for it.

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33.) This Chupa Chup is an accomplished equestrian.

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34.) And I think he has a crush on that dinosaur.

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35.) What is this unicorn trying to hide?

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36.) This baby's had enough.

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37.) She's cool, though.

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38.) This brontosaurus is self-conscious.

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39.) So is this alien.

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40.) And this one.

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41.) Not this one.

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42.) Art is part of a balanced breakfast.

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43.) Overall, the work really questions the way we consume, rather than produce, culture in this world.

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44.) Can we reclaim this control through collective action?

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45.) Can peace and love disrupt the beating drum of passive materialism?

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46.) And furthermore -- wait.

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47.) I see what you did there.

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Brava, Ms. Cyrus. Brava.

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