When sitting down to supper, it's most polite to keep the following in mind: Dab -- don't wipe -- the corner of your mouth with the provided napkin, try not to clink spoons against the side of your porcelain bowl and when screening group sex on your iPhone, it's best to keep the consequent moans down to a minimum.

Tonight, to get a better sense of etiquette standards, Snooki & JWOWW set off to a local tea house -- with the Joeys in tow -- for a crash course in manners, manners, manners. Unsurprisingly, though, things were doomed from the moment Joey #1 spiked his drink with some scotch he'd snuck in a tampon wrapper -- but even we were shocked when he took out his phone and proceeded to screen...a home movie of sorts.

In the clip above, while discussing verboten tea time topics of conversation, K-9 Joey astutely observes that his friend's video recorded while vacationing in Provincetown, Massachusetts might fall under the umbrella...you know, the one in which Joey sits in front of an orgy and pouts! Needless to say, it doesn't fly with the function hall's instructors.

"That's not proper tea talk! Not proper tea talk!" one barks while the glow of the Bear Week footage lights up Jenni's face. Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted...

Look at the most uncouth table talk in recorded history, keep appropriate "tea talk" in mind and be sure to catch the next "Snooki & JWOWW" episode on Wednesday, January 7 at 10/9c!