17 'Game Of Thrones' Characters Get Their Names Screwed Up At Starbucks

What if there were a Starbucks in Westeros?

Winter is coming and you can hardly expect anyone to battle White Walkers without coffee's magical fatigue-fighting powers. Still, even in George R.R. Martin's universe, Starbucks wouldn't get cup personalization quite right. Reddit inspired this post by calling out Daenerys's true Starbucks name (pictured below) -- but we came up with a few more Starbucks name fails, just so she feel wouldn't feel lonely getting coffee by herself.

Here's what would happen if Starbucks came to the Seven Kingdoms and beyond, whenever a "GoT" character ordered a latte.

1. Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons

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2. Joffrey

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3. Brienne of Tarth

4. Khal Drogo

5. Jorah Mormont

6. Theon Greyjoy

7. Arya

8. Jaime Lannister

9. Tyrion

10. Ygritte

11. Jon Snow

12. Podrick Payne

13. Queen Cersei

14. Prince Oberyn

15. Grand Maester Pycelle

16. Robert Baratheon

17. Petyr Baelish

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