A Man Painted A Portrait Of Kim Kardashian's Butt With His Penis

Not even kidding.

It's pretty clear by now that Kim Kardashian has a profound impact on men, but an artist from Denmark has just taken things to a whole new level.

Uwe Max Jensen, a 44-year-old Danish performance artist, actually painted a portrait of Kim's now-infamous Paper magazine spread with his penis. As in, he used his penis as a brush.

And it's not half bad:

Uwe Max Jensen


"I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other," he told the Daily Dot. "I have a very skilled penis, art-wise."


The artist says he was inspired by Andy Warhol's Marilyn Monroe prints, labeling Kim K "a sort of Marilyn Monroe of this decade."

The painting measures 30 by 40 centimeters and uses acrylic paint as the medium of choice. Jensen said it took about 8-10 hours to complete the piece, using his natural gift to produce the delicate details.

"If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details," he told the Copenhagen Post. "But if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting."

Good to know.

Uwe Max Jensen


Despite the difficult trek from paint to paper, the artist is completely satisfied with his instrument.

"My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and for sex and joy," Jensen said. "But I can also use it in my art, and that's joyful for me on more levels."

What do you think of Jensen's painting? Is this too far or a fascinating new creative endeavor? Let us know in the comments.

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