You know why all the Kardashians’ hair is so big? Because it’s full of secrets. Case in point: “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” has graced our televisions for almost a decade (yep, really), and we’re just now discovering the “First Family’s” biggest scandal of all time: they have another sister.
This revelation comes to us via Ellen DeGeneres, the best investigate daytime host of our generation, apparently. On her Halloween-themed show on Friday (Oct. 30), Ellen introduced us to the long-lost Kardashian Klan member: Karla.
LOL. Oh, Ellen.
“I bet you’re wondering who I am,” she said to the audience after debuting her kostume. “That’s right, I’m the lesser known Kardashian sister. My name is Karla Kardashian with a K. Because we’re known for our double K’s. These are double K’s too by the way,” she added, while motioning to her fake chest.
Karla’s amazing outfit is comprised of the following: black leggings, Shape-Ups sneakers, long fake nails, lots of blingy jewelry, a leopard-print blouse unbuttoned to reveal fake cleavage, big glasses, a frizzy wig and a lucrative endorsement deal with Funyuns. Because she’s the younger sister, she said, all her clothes are hand-me-downs… but that booty is all hers.
Ellen’s always been a master at picking on-trend Halloween costumes — in recent years, she’s been George Clooney’s wife Amal Alamuddin, Nicki Minaj, Sofia Vergara and Jennifer Lopez. So, yeah, she apparently also has a thing for wearing fake butts and boobs. But lets’ not forget one of her most infamous costumes of all time: Snooki’s poof.
Ellen Degeneres: Queen of Halloween.