If your summertime workout regimen didn't go exactly as planned and your midsection is still more mozzarella ball than cheese grater, you're in luck.
"Jersey Shore"'s own Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, who's famous far and wide for his abs, has generously decided to help you achieve the very same ripped torso that's helped him woo Seaside Heights-dwellers for years. What's more: It'll only cost you $22. Yup, the washboard is officially retail.
"Here's the situation...I've designed this limited edition tank for all of my fans out there!" Mike said, advertising a brand-new tank top that's available for both ladies and gentlemen. You can place your order via Represent for about two more weeks, so if you need to ditch your spare tire on the side of the road soon, now's the time!
Plus, not only will the tank make you look good -- buying it will mean you're doing good, too, as a fraction of the sales will go to the St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital. Fashion and philanthropy? Good on you, Sitch.
Be sure to snatch up a shirt now (available in sizes XS through XXL) and enjoy the brand-new you!