With reporting by Josh Horowitz

Every now and then, you just really need to know whether Ricky Gervais, Owen Wilson, Rebel Wilson, Ben Stiller, and Dan Stevens would want to f--k, marry or kill from the group of Hilter, Mussolini or Mao Zedong.

Lucky for us, all of these stars -- as well as director Shawn Levy -- were in town for the premiere of "Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb," so MTV News was able to learn firsthand which dictator they would... well, you know.

"I would marry the Italian," Rebel said. "Because maybe he could cook Italian food, and I could live in Italy, and eat a lot of Italian."

Gervais wasn't able to choose right away, but he did know what he wouldn't do -- go back in time to kill Hitler, like they do in all the movies.

They always do that in sci-fi movies," he said with a laugh. "They go back and try to kill Hilter. I'd go back and try and change him."

MTV's second round of "FMK," with Mother Teresa, Gandhi, and Martin Luther King, Jr., resulted in some interesting assertions about the leader of Indian independence from Britain.

"Gandhi would probably get on your nerves after a while if you were married, wouldn't he?" Gervais said. "Oh, 'peace this, and peace that.' You know what I mean?"

"Night at the Museum: Escape From the Tomb" is in theaters today.