Beyonce dropped the life-changing video for "7/11" last night, and frankly, I'm still trying to recover. She's dancing on a balcony, in a bathroom, in a hallway—in a hotel or her own living room I can't even tell or care—and all in a carefree, giggling and intimate way that feels so new.

It's the best because it's a home-video style video that makes us feel like we're actually hanging out with Bey, clinking our red solo cup with hers and getting turnt. But it also reveals that even when she's just chillin, Bey can't help but blow minds with her incredible dance moves and impossible perfection. Here's the 27 best moments from the video that prove that.

1. When she made doing "Jaws" hands look sexy—while casually dressed in a "KALE" sweatshirt and knee pads.

2. When she knows you care.

3. Dat. Ass.

4. I assume this is how Beyonce breaks in every new pair of socks or underwear.

5. And this is what she does when she really has to pee??

6. Sneaking Blue Ivy into a second-long shot is nothing to Queen B.

7. When Blue asks Beyonce what stunting is, so she's gotta show her real quick.

8. How Beyonce responds when another crew try to dance too close.

9. Beyonce—TURNT.

10. The Beyonce reaction if a guy asks to buy you a drink in the club—but you already have two.

11. How King B gambles...

12. SEVEN TWICE. SEVEN TWICE.

13. What, don't you and your friends make dance pyramids in the bathroom??

14. PHYSICAL PROOF that Beyonce can fail. Wait, unless she wanted to fail to be funny? So it's actually still a success... knew it.

15. The hairdryer moves?! **FLAWLESS.

16. Beyonce as a literal Christmas present.

17. Who would win in a battle between Beyonce and a ninja? Is that even a question!?!

18. Bey hat trick:

19. Quick wardrobe change—with the "Cake By The Pound" sweatshirt taking the cake.

20. When you're dialing your foot to call someone...

21. AND YOU KNOW THEY CARE!!

22. But then suddenly you remember you're a queen and they're irrelevant.

23. Then you get faded, but you're still Beyonce.

24. And you're feeling generous so you let your husband have a small, somersault cameo in your new video (that HAS to be Jay right??).

25. And maybe this cameo isn't Jay after all, but it's still amazing.

26. TFW you're fresher than EVERYONE.

27. But the video is over, the work is complete, and now you can restore your zen.

Wait what?? You haven't seen the video yet? GIRL—watch it here immediately.