Look, Lindsay Lohan is not an addict. Sometimes it's just fun to do a whole lot of cocaine after you get out of rehab, you know?
News of the World got their grubby little hands on footage of La Lohan snorting cocaine with two friends in the bathroom of Teddy's (screenshots from the video here). The "friend" reported that Lindsay could rock 20 lines in a single night.
The video is from March 8, twenty days after Lohan was released from Wonderland rehab in Los Angeles.
Says the friend, "That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before."
She continues, "I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat."
Lindsay also bragged about sleeping with a who's who of Hollywood nobodies, including James Blunt, Benicio Del Toro (really? ew.), Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Jared Leto and James Franco.
This friend also confirms that Lindsay's famous water bottle is typically filled with vodka and soda.
"That's why I'm showing this video," she says. "So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can't lie about it to herself or anyone else."
Awww. What a great friend. I, too, have found that some of the truest friendships in my life have been formed with the people who filmed me doing cocaine. They were consistently looking out for my best interests. You're a lucky girl, Lindsay Lohan.
Celebrity gossip with an evil twist.