Watch Vince Staples’s Amazing Olympics Commentary

‘Forrest Gump is one of the greatest Olympians we’ve ever had in this world’

Like the rest of the world, Vince Staples is thoroughly engrossed with the Summer Olympics in Rio, and has a lot of opinions about it. Unlike the rest of the world, those opinions are the subject of a hilarious new video that’s endearing him to the whole internet.

After tapping Staples to rank rappers’ chains and rate NBA stars’ fashion, GQ has continued honing in on his hilarity for a series called “Vince Staples Reviews Every Fucking Thing.” The latest segment focuses on Olympic athletes and sports, including Staples’s thoughts about which badminton player he thinks is juicing, why Forrest Gump is one of the greatest Olympians of all time, and why men should just give up on gymnastics.

“I’m not really a fan of this male gymnastics — trying to jump hard as fuck as you can. There’s no grace in that,” he deadpans. “We have to stop playing women’s sports. We’re not creative enough. They make us look stupid. They’re smarter than us.”

The Long Beach rapper also shares his candid opinion of gold medalist Simone Biles (a.k.a. Mrs. Efron), saying, “She looks like she’s mean though. Like, don’t talk to her about how nice you are ’cause she’ll let you know that your little handspring is trash.”

Vince Staples: king of reviewing things.