Life-Size Chocolate Mold of John McClane is Sweet

Yippee kay-yay! Yay! Yaaaaay! Japanese people are seriously the best. Ever.

Just take a good look at what went down in the Land of the Rising Sun during promotions for "A Good Day to Die Hard" (which there translates into "Die Hard The Last Day," apparently) this week.

No, Valentine's Day has not corroded your eyeballs into seeing everything turned sickly sweet. That is an actual chocolate mold of John McClane, 'cause why the hell not?

While Bruce Willis himself was not on hand for the film debuting festivities, his edible, life-sized cocoa doppelganger was there with a massive milky gun at the ready. Frankly, Willis has never looked so yummy.

As if this weren't enough awesomeness for one day, K1 fighter Nobuaki Kakuda also traipsed along dressed up in the familiar tattered threads of the "Die Hard" hero, walked barefoot on a platter of hopefully fake glass and bristled as actress Norkio Sakai careened in via motorcycle clad in head-to-toe leather.

Slow clap for all of this. We don't quite understand it, but we sure respect it.