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Watch Rihanna And George Clooney Discuss Naked Selfies, Hooking Up And Way More

This is the only video that matters in 2016.

There are approximately five people on Earth who, IMHO, could make a game of Never Have I Ever enjoyable. Two of the people on that list are Rihanna and George Clooney, who, thanks to Ellen DeGeneres, joined forces for a rousing round of the game.

Ellen gets both of them to admit — or, in a few cases, not admit — to sending nude selfies, getting drunk before noon, seeing rappers naked and more. Like, a lot more. The best part, though, is when the trio discuss what constitutes "hooking up," with Rihanna listing all the possible scenarios.

Petition for Rihanna to start a podcast that only discusses this topic for, IDK, 75-minute daily episodes. All in agreement? Great. It is decided.