Marion Cotillard Is The Second Coming Of Pierre Escargot

Quelle surprise.

If you grew up with the bathtub language lessons of Pierre Escargot, then prepare yourself for a powerful shot of déjà vu.

Marion Cotillard was clearly channeling Kenan Thompson's "All That" skit when she teamed up with Stephen Colbert on "The Late Show" for a segment called "Things That Sound Way More Intriguing When Said in French."

As it turns out, everything sounds more intriguing when said in French! Critical musings on "Babe 2: Pig in the City"; questions about the origin of that farty smell; useful instructions such as "please don't pet my rabid weasel."

It's all très ooh la la. Although of course it cannot compete with such Escargot classics as...