Which 'Ned’s Declassified' Student Are You? [Quiz]

Results may vary.

It's been eight years since Ned, Cookie and Moze walked the halls of James K. Polk Middle School on "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide." During their time there, they hung out with some truly ~interesting~ classmates, including Coconut Head, Suzie Crabgrass, Billy Loomer, Lisa Zemo and Claire Sawyer, Future Lawyer.

These eight middle schoolers dealt with "bullies, insane teachers and gross school lunches," just like the rest of us. So, which of these students are you most like? Admit it, you're secretly hoping it's Coconut Head.