We Wrote Sofia Vergara And Joe Manganiello's Wedding Vows... In GIFs
Sofía Vergara and Joe Manganiello are getting married this weekend, and we couldn't be more excited... albeit a little disappointed not to have received an invitation. (It probably got lost in the mail, right?)
But since we can't be there to celebrate with Joe, Sofía, and their many celebrity guests -- and neither can you, probably -- we've gone ahead and put together this GIF rundown of how the ceremony will probably go. Starting with...
Sofía should kick off the vowing with a joke about her famous voice.
She can talk about how much she loves her beloved's sense of humor...
... And about the journey -- both physical and emotional -- that led to this magical moment.
Including, just for instance, her reaction when he proposed.
Now, it's Joe's turn! He'll probably start by talking about some of the things he's learned about love through the years.
Huh, that was kind of a downer. Maybe he should talk about his personal philosophy on romance, instead.
...Okay, this isn't going at all like we thought it would. Is Joe getting cold feet?!
No way. And no worries, because his bride's GOT THIS.
And now we realize the problem: Maybe Joe just isn't as skilled at articulating his feelings for Sofía in actual words! But that's okay, because he can express his commitment through non-verbal means. Like, y'know, this. Who wouldn't say "I do" to this?
Then, obviously, it'll be time to cut the cake. Which is Sofía's favorite part of the wedding, so nobody get in her way.
And finally, it'll all conclude with a wonderful night of drinking, dancing, and romancing... and a little weird drama between these two newly-blended families, of course. Because no wedding would be complete without that.
Congrats, you crazy kids! Happy, happy nuptials!