Everyone knows that to be the true king of your hood, a flossy new whip is an essential part of your aesthetic. A ride that is sleek, one of a kind and shows that you got money to blow can really cement your reputation on the block as the true OG!

So if you're hunting for that new dream ride, honestly, look no further! eBay user attitude_autos has just that unique kind of ride you've been searching for -- for sale in its online eBay store.

You remember those Little Tikes Cozy Coupe cars, don't you?

That car that would make you the talk of the town in kindergarten. The ride where, when you drove in it, everyone had to stop, take a moment and revel in the spectacle that is you. Well, for a cool £21,500 (or $33,193.85), you can relive that moment again. That's right, you read that correctly. Thanks to attitude_autos' eBay store, there is a legitimate, fully functioning adult-sized Cozy Coupe that is listed as road legal.

I know, I know -- stay with me here. This means you can drive this thing on an actual road. It has airbags, rearview mirrors and only 5,000 miles on it! Now there are a lot of things to think about with this. I mean, if you're stuntin' in this old-school marvel, not everyone's gonna be able to keep up with you. You'd inevitably be in a league of your own, and don't forget: It can be lonely at the top.

But in all honesty, no matter how you slice it, the fact that this car even exists and is functioning and available for sale is incredible and worthy of your attention.