We HAVE To Say Something About Justin Timberlake's Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award Win!

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And our crush gets bigger. Justin Timberlake took home The Big Help Award at the 2011 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards this weekend for his charitable work over the past year. When Justin received the award, he said, "Way back when I was a kid, my parents taught me it’s better to give than receive... So tonight, kids, when you get home, do something totally unexpected -- listen to your parents.” Swoon.

So let's get this straight: Justin Timberlake is a "Big Helper," a big tipper, and big... handsome person. I might be overgeneralizing here, but basically, Justin Timberlake is perfect. Sure, I'm a little biased, but I'm also correct -- 100 percent of the time.

Honestly, I'm going on about my 10th year of carrying around this massive crush on Justin Timberlake. Hearing news like this and watching him give such adorbz advice to all the kids out there is not helping my cause. Like, go be mean to a dog or publicly insult Betty White or something, Justin. Or don't, actually. Doesn't matter. Wouldn't change anything. I'm never going to get over you at this rate.