Internationally famous fashion model Kendall Jenner has arrived in France for Paris Fashion Week, and she is not messing around. After an NYFW full of street style and runway appearances, bleached eyebrows and shaving her legs in cars, she's hitting the City of Lights for another whirlwind week of fashion. How do we know? She hasn't even hit a runway yet, and she's already wearing things that the average style observer would deem "confusing." Take this top for example.

At first glance, it seems normal enough: a large swath of cobalt blue, a shape-flattering cinched waist, a mock turtleneck (v trendy right now). But then you start to pay a little closer attention... Does the shoulder and neck not connect to the back? Let's turn this thing around.

Confirmed! There is no back to this thing. Just an almost choker-like neck situation and the long tie at the waist wrapped around her body a bunch of times.

Can this even be called a "shirt," then? Isn't this more like a "bib"? Or is it a "dickie"? What should we call this thing?