Read The Most Intense Summer Camp Note Ever

There's no Kumbaya here.

Summer camp isn't for everyone, but it's definitely not for this little girl. On August 5, Reddittor ForeverClumsy shared this insanely intense letter home.

There's no Kumbaya here. FYI, this was the girl's first letter home; I can't even imagine what the second one will be. Bottom line, she is NOT on board with the whole summer camp thing. She's pretty much the female version of Ron Stoppable from "Kim Possible."

Things we learned from this letter:

1. This girl is planning first-degree murder.

2. She is not a firm believer in using complete sentences.

3. Swim tests suck.

4. Summer camps cost approximately $700.

H/T: Seventeen