13 LOL Quotes That (Almost) Softened 'Scream''s Goriest Episode Yet
Thank God for moments of levity.
This week's episode of "Scream" included what may have been the show's most gruesome murder yet (RIP Will), a bombshell revelation that could change, like, everything and more super-close encounters with the killer than we care to count. Fortunately, there was also a heap of classic quotes that made us crack a smile and forget, just for a moment, that a masked psycho might wipe out all of Lakewood.
When Noah greets Audrey after she's released by the police:
When Noah comments on the fact that shady Mr. Branson is out for the day -- and has a substitute teacher in his place:
When Jake tells his pals to man up and enter the abandoned bowling alley:
When Brooke tells Jake to make it snappy and he's not having it:
When Noah stumbles through the dark, treacherous bowling alley:
When Jake lasciviously suggests that since they're in danger, Brooke may want to put any 'unresolved issues' to rest -- and she calls him on it:
When Noah explains why he's making a really long "knife stick":
When Brooke lists Jake's many attributes:
When Noah realizes that the killer is playing a mournful ballad called "Daisy Daisy" on the PA system:
When a seriously wounded Jake realizes Brooke is crying tears of relief that he's still alive.
When Noah bemoans the loss of his beloved knife stick:
When Noah hugs Audrey after he gets out of the bowling alley alive:
What's your favorite quote? Tell us in the comments, then get ready for a new episode of "Scream" on Tuesday at 10/9c!